This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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