Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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