so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I need to stop coming to work sober
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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