last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Little spoons don't ask big questions
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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