Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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