How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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