But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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