Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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