Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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