similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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