This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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