Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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