Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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