belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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