He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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