your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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