what day is it and did you see me today?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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