hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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