i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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