I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
