But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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