There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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