He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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