Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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