She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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