i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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