That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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