she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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