i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You dont lie about slip and slides
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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