shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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