..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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