I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
