Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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