No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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