I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
sarcasm needs its own font
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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