The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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