Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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