Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
where am i from again
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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