I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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