Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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