Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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