Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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