why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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