people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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