I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Randomize
