Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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