Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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