Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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