I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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