I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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