I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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